And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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