Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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