Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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