What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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