Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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