Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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