Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize