All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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