yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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