It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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