Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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