So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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