Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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