We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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