so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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