My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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