I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Pooping to opera.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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