she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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