we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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