But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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