I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i think i have herpe
just one?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you never un-have a 4some
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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