what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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