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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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