Midget sex pt 2 tonight
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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