i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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