Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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