So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I am morally bankrupt
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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