fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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