I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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