it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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