Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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