oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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