she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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