I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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