im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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