Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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