Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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