Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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