You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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