It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My cat gives me a boner
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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