Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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