just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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