I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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