i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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