I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
even my farts smell like vagina
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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