goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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