i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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