I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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