This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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