I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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